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Getting Rid Of A Body Isn’t Easy

11 Aug

Killers often think that disposing of a corpse is easy. And important. If there is no body surely they can’t be charged with murder. Right? Fortunately, they’re wrong on both counts.

A case in point: 23 year-old French art history student Eva Bourseau.

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Seems that three of her classmates killed her over a dispute about a drug debt. Drug debts are never good things.

So okay, now they have a body. What are the going to do about it? As good students of Breaking Bad, they decided to dissolve the corpse in acid. At least they did use plastic rather than a metal tub, as, yes, acid loves to eat up metal.

BreakingBad

But they also discovered that acid doesn’t always do the trick. Jeffrey Dahmer discovered the same thing.

Dahmer

Hell, even Dexter tried it.

Dexter

 

17 responses to “Getting Rid Of A Body Isn’t Easy

  1. Sue Coletta

    August 11, 2015 at 12:25 pm

    Love this! Of course, I love most of your posts. I wish you had sharing buttons. If you’d like to add them, I can tell you how. It takes seconds and the payoff is more eyes on your incredible blog, which translates to more people buying your books. 🙂

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    • D.P. Lyle, MD

      August 11, 2015 at 1:37 pm

      Thanks and glad you like the posts. And yes I’d love to know how to add that. WordPress is somewhat of a mastery to me as to how it works. I know just enough to manage the site and not kill anyone—I hope. So fire away.

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      • Sue Coletta

        August 11, 2015 at 3:33 pm

        Go to Admin. > Sharing > Sharing buttons. Then move the buttons into the active window. Voila! Let me know if you have any problems. I’d be happy to help.

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      • D.P. Lyle, MD

        August 11, 2015 at 4:52 pm

        OK. I hope I did it right. Thanks.

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      • Sue Coletta

        August 12, 2015 at 4:52 am

        I don’t see them. Did you “save changes”? Sorry. I forgot to mention that.

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      • D.P. Lyle, MD

        August 12, 2015 at 7:38 am

        Yes I did. I’ll try again.

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      • D.P. Lyle, MD

        August 12, 2015 at 7:45 am

        And I tried again but don’t see them. Where should they be visible? On each post? On the main page?

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  2. gina amos

    August 11, 2015 at 3:22 pm

    Reblogged this on DEATH BY GINA.

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  3. D. Wallace Peach

    August 11, 2015 at 5:45 pm

    Wait…wait…you didn’t tell me how to get rid of the body…hypothetically, of course.

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    • D.P. Lyle, MD

      August 11, 2015 at 5:57 pm

      You’ll have to figure that one out. Hint–it ain’t easy and Mother Nature has a habit of spitting it back out anyway. Just ask Scott Peterson.

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  4. Glenn Hefley

    August 12, 2015 at 7:35 pm

    Sad how the world has changed. It use to that a friend would help you move — and a real friend would help you move bodies. The world is a colder place these days.

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  5. Glenn Hefley

    August 12, 2015 at 7:37 pm

    Reblogged this on Noir Street and commented:
    Love this website. I always find the answer that nobody else will give you.. like the bomb squad “How do you disarm home make nitroglycerin? … Hello? Hello? ”

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  6. Cygnia

    August 13, 2015 at 9:44 am

    Paging John George Haigh…

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  7. Charles James

    August 19, 2015 at 11:18 am

    The best way to dispose of a body is to not have one to begin with, right?

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    • D.P. Lyle, MD

      August 19, 2015 at 1:09 pm

      True. Unfortunately too many people figure that out a bit late.

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  8. A.M. Pietroschek

    September 10, 2017 at 5:29 am

    I would love to remind that not all readers studied thanatology, pathology, criminology, or psychology at university. The risk I see, and know from my own failures so far, is that either it spoils the prose we write, or it makes the killer look, as if an entire squad of ghostly-advisers or headphone-speakers is constantly giving step-by-step help.

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