OK, let me see if I have this straight. In a love triangle gone bad, the Meerkat expert attacked the llama wrangler’s ex-girlfriend, the monkey keeper in this little domestic episode, with a wine glass at the zoo’s annual Christmas party. Don’t you just love the holiday season?
Wait a minute–wasn’t this one of Aesop’s Fables? Maybe not.
Try as you may, you just can’t make this stuff up.