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Stupid Criminals: Don’t Swallow Your Booty

22 Dec

Joseph Ramos appears to be a three-time loser. Reckless driving, in a stolen car, and, oh yeah, having a stomach full of stolen merchandise. As part of his booking process at the Pinellas, FL jail, he had to pass through a newly-installed, contraband-detection device—-a RAD PRO SecurPass Whole Body X-ray. Deputies noticed “a dark mass near the suspect’s stomach area.” Busted.

 

The necklaces can be seen resting in the stomach. The clear areas above them are gas in the stomach from his swallowing air along with the necklaces.

The necklaces can be seen resting in the stomach. The clear areas above them are gas in the stomach from his swallowing air along with the necklaces.

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3 responses to “Stupid Criminals: Don’t Swallow Your Booty

  1. Sue Bursztynski (@SueBursztynski)

    December 22, 2013 at 11:57 am

    Murray Beresford Roberts got away with it. Of course, that was years ago and he wasn’t caught. He conned a jeweller out of a diamond tiara in India, broke it up and swallowed the diamonds, then took a plane to England, where he let them out the other end in the bathroom, cleaned and sold them. We only know about it because he described it in his autobiography.

     
  2. Jan Burke

    December 22, 2013 at 1:45 pm

    Love the new look of the site, Doug!

     

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